To the girl who walked in on me in the basement bathroom today

Dear girl whose name I may never know,
     We may never meet again. You seem to hope that will be the case, as you ran away from the scene before I had a chance to come out and defend myself. Had you stuck around, I would've told you not to worry about it. I fully expected to be walked in on, because the door wasn't locked. I tried my hardest to lock it, I promise, but it just was not meant to be. I am aware that the sign on the door says to jiggle the door and press the bottom corner in if you have trouble getting the lock to stick, but I was in a situation of dire urgency and didn't have the time to carry out this delicate process of trying to lock the door. I thought to myself, "I'll just make this quick, no one comes down here anyway." So I'll take full responsibility for jinxing the situation. There really is nothing about this whole ordeal for you to be ashamed of. I just wanted you to know that, and know that I don't hold a grudge, and if we ever see each other again I probably won't even recognize you because I've only seen your shoes. But the fact that you ran away makes me feel like you think that I am angry, or embarrassed, when really I just want there not to be hard feelings between us. I hope that this can be a reality.
     Sincerely,
    That idiot girl who doesn't know how to lock a door